I’m trying this thing called a thong. I’m so used to lace covering my ass instead of being up it. REALLY not sure how I feel about this….
What’s the deal with me today?
My emotions today =
-Father buys his little girl a pack of m&ms because they’re pink for Valentine’s, and she likes pink. INSTANT TEARS
-Older man in his precious scarf with his cane buying roses: INSTANT TEARS
-Little boy hugs his grandmother and says: “I love you!” INSTANT TEARS
-FREAKING BOY BAND SONG ABOUT YOU’RE MY ONLY LOVE: INSTANT TEARS
-Video about a little girl with cancer getting a special Valentine from the staff that cares for her: INSTANT TEARS
-My teacher brings everyone Valentine candy: INSTANT TEARS
Conclusion = today I am insane.
Seriously, I never act like this. I don’t think it even has anything to do with Valentine’s Day other than it just happens to be Valentine’s Day. WHERE ARE THE TEARS COMING FROM????????
I wish the elephants that live above me would stop throwing furniture and bouncing their tonnage on my ceiling.
Me: Hey, can you vacuum this weekend?
Roommate: Yeah, if I’m here.
Me: Well, I’ve done it the past two times so I would appreciate it. I mean, you live here, so you should be here.
Roommate: Yeah, well I probably won’t be here.
Me thinking: UHHHHH BITCH, YOU’RE HERE NOW. SO VACUUM NOW.
Me: Well, I’m doing the dishes right now, so you won’t have to and the least you could do is vacuum.
Roommate: I only used 1 of those dishes. (THIS STATEMENT IS IRRELEVANT TO WHAT I SAID, STUPID.)
Me: We both live here; I’m just asking for a little help.
Me thinking: I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, YOU DISGUSTING FOOL. DO NOT INCUR MY WRATH.