When you’re witty AF & no one else gets it.
reminder that since ursula is a straight-up shapeshifter, it follows that, if her accustomed form is pear-shaped and visibly aged, it’s because that’s how she likes it
Do biggest titties ever qualify as pear-shaped?
Completely ruining my life was never an original goal, but it seems to be the only one I am achieving.
Johnny Depp (via enemaroberts)